I often read the Daily Mail (a British newspaper) for a little light relief. Their fast paced, spelling error littered ‘articles’ never fail to make laugh. Laugh in disbelief. They often report on: celebrity dodging a puddle because celebrities missing puddles is ground breaking. See that ground? Yep. That’s right. It’s broken. Daily Mail did that. Ooooo.
Breaking from my marking I thought I’d pop on to their trashy website and devour my five minutes into something utterly ridiculous and it wasn’t long before I found this:
And the award for worst dressed goes too… Jena Malone, Stana Katic and Aubrey Plaza didn’t play it safe at the Independent Spirits
Excellent yet again we are sending out a message to young girls that says:
DON’T DRESS FOR YOU! DRESS FOR OTHERS! BE SCARED AND MATCH YOUR PRINTS! BE SHY AND STAY SAFE WITH FASHION! DON’T LET IT SHOW YOUR PERSONALITY, LET IT SHOW YOUR FEAR OF SOCIETY AND CRITICS!
Oh fuck off. You’re kidding me right?
Heidi Parker seems to think that putting other women’s fashion choices down is the way to go. Parker had to meet a deadline and had nothing else to write, right? Oh I see. No no that’s fine. Point out and humiliate women. Excellent Parker. You spiteful bitch.
You’re an embarrassment. Not only to yourself but to other women. Absolutely disgusting.